Things you SHOULDN’T
do when answering the door to the average 7 year-old trick-or-treater
- · Ask the kid if they have a nut allergy then swap the Minstrels for Revels. Only a matter of time
- · Invite them in and tell them how your life went wrong – a true horror story
- · Invite them in and tell them how their life WILL go wrong (see above)
- · Invite them in and convert them to paganism. They should practice what they preach
- · Invite them in
- · Only put blunt razor blades in their apples so they “get the message”
- · Ask for their phone number
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