A story. This is part 1 (Apologies but I don't dabble in fiction that much). Will welcome any feedback including "Please Stop". BTW I have a plan for the title.Just not got there! I'll probably post the next installment tomorrow.
(Burger, Shake and F)rise of the Planet of the Apes
"Stuff your balls in your face." simons_ego684 asserted with slight annoyance.
"Meh." was Mehmet76532154's response, as he clicked once more.
Three and a half years in and the war had become tedious. Google vs China had always promised to be such an exciting battle but when everyone realised that no-one was prepared to do anything but bitch and moan rather than actually fight no-one could muster the energy to back down. To use a football analogy, China parked the bus (understandable, with their strength in numbers) and Google started to go straight down the middle. No width. Just moron fighters. Possibly Niklas Bendtner
It actually became less of an analogy when China was bought by a Saudi group who installed Mark Hughes as manager.
The war ebbed and flowed. To begin with, predictably, Fox News was on the offensive. They helped Google obtain a US government grant to brainwash their following (and more besides) to actively ignore any demographic east of South Carolina. China countered with creating more unwanted tat and shipping it to us without us asking for it. I think it was a massive stand against the carbon foot-print, but who knows?
The Fox propaganda machine finally ended when God was scientifically disproved. Bill O'Reilly finally gave up and Fox disbanded to become the mocked minority. From then on the war became an apethetic tit-for-tat episode, ironically using Google-owned social media. China decided to allow all forms of this other than mocking of Chairman Hughes. That was punishable by death.
But the war was on.
Simons_ego684 was one of the activists. He believed that a free media should be liberated enough to allow anything. Especially indifference.
"Meh".
A beautiful sentiment, many agreed.
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