Thursday 31 October 2013

Haloween Redux. Short and sweet

Things you SHOULDN’T do when answering the door to the average 7 year-old trick-or-treater
  • ·         Ask the kid if they have a nut allergy then swap the Minstrels for Revels. Only a matter of time 
  • ·         Invite them in and tell them how your life went wrong – a true horror story
  • ·         Invite them in and tell them how their life WILL go wrong (see above)
  • ·         Invite them in and convert them to paganism. They should practice what they preach
  • ·         Invite them in
  • ·         Only put blunt razor blades in their apples so they “get the message”
  • ·         Ask for their phone number



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